I once knew this girl who carried around a potato in her pocket and it had a face and toothpicks for arms and legs and one time this guy was bothering her so she took out the potato and stabbed him with it
poTATOES ARE SO METAL WOW
if there was albums of human beings i would be on the greatest hits
me: “im hungry”
me: stands in front of the fridge for 47 days
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
i hope manners is the next cool trend